"I Created Millions of Jobs"

All the politicos and candidates say something like that and it's all BS.  Except for government jobs, politicians do not and cannot "create jobs".

Evil corporations create jobs.  Oil companies create jobs.  Coal mining companies create jobs.  Only business people, risk-takers all, create jobs.  Most of them do it with their own money too, not like the Solyndra hustlers who took your money and threw their green ideas on the wall to see if they would stick.  No risk to them; all were well-paid with your tax-dollars Sucker.

So tell Willard, Hussein, Newt et al that they create no jobs.  The best they can do is to set a better government environment for job-creators.  It's not nothing but it's all they can do and nothing else.